HOW TO KILL A WITCH : A Guide For The Patriarchy

The festive fourth instalment in the bestselling Poo in the Zoo series by dream team Steve Smallman and Ada Grey!It's Christmas Eve and zookeeper Bob McGrew is rushed off his feet. There's so much to do, and to make matters worse all the poop has turned to ice in the freezing weather! But when Santa makes a surprise appearance at the zoo with a poorly reindeer in tow, it seems that Christmas really is in peril . . . Can plucky Rhino save the day? And will Hector Gloop ever catch a flying festive poo?This hilarious rhyming text combines Christmas, Santa and POO in a story that will have children - and adults - laughing out loud. Packed with humour and poop-filled gags, this is the perfect Christmas gift for fans of The Dinosaur That Pooped Christmas by Tom Fletcher, Dougie Poynter and Garry Parsons, Rudey's Windy Christmas by Helen Baugh and Ben Mantle, and Jingle Smells by Mark Sperring and Sophie Corrigan. Also available: Poo in the Zoo, Poo in the Zoo: The Great Poo Mystery, Poo in the Zoo: The Island of Dinosaur Poo